Heard in my house today...

"Are you driving me to school today? I don't have any long pants." ~ said the 12 year old because it was cold and rainy. The answer: no.

"Yeah, mom, you could pass for an Algebra teacher." ~ said the 12 year old when I commented that his teacher was smart. His head exploded when I told him I used to teach Calc I and Calc II

"Geez, the show is setting up the plot for the next season! Come on!" ~ said the 15 year old to her younger brother

"Yes, I really really do want the BLUE one" ~ me, when car shopping online